Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

4 'Healthy' Trends That Need to Stop Now, According to a Dietitian - EatingWell

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Jonas Brothers cancel and move upcoming concerts, including one in North Texas - WFAA

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

RFK Jr. appoints 8 new members to CDC's vaccine advisory committee, including some critics of shots - ABC News

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

15,000 Light-Years Away, Something Is Blinking – And It Might Rewrite Physics - SciTechDaily

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Kirk Cousins spoke to the media — Here are 5 things we learned - Atlanta Falcons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

2025 College World Series: How All 8 Teams In Omaha Stacked Up In The Preseason - Baseball America

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

UNC Falls to Oklahoma, Setting Up Winner-Take-All Finale in Regional - 247Sports

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do wild animals often enter the house in Australia?