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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:38

Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?
Then came..
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Minds and Behinds
4 'Healthy' Trends That Need to Stop Now, According to a Dietitian - EatingWell
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Jonas Brothers cancel and move upcoming concerts, including one in North Texas - WFAA
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
15,000 Light-Years Away, Something Is Blinking – And It Might Rewrite Physics - SciTechDaily
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Kirk Cousins spoke to the media — Here are 5 things we learned - Atlanta Falcons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
2025 College World Series: How All 8 Teams In Omaha Stacked Up In The Preseason - Baseball America
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
UNC Falls to Oklahoma, Setting Up Winner-Take-All Finale in Regional - 247Sports
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to